Liam doesn't understand sexual innuendos.
- Sugarscape: Now Harry and Louis, I know you guys have a special relationship. You guys must get quite competitive when you play games like Mario Kart. Who usually is in front when you play, and who's behind?
- Louis: I think we kind of share that really...
- Harry: Sometimes I'll take the front...or if he's tired I'll go behind and push him along.
- Louis: Yeah, we're both quite generous to each other.
- Sugarscape: How about the rest of you, are you any good?
- Liam: Daisy Hills, yeah. I've got the fastest time too. 2 Minutes, dead, bam!
- Louis: HAHAHAHAH...two minutes, dead; he's not an endurance man. Two minutes and it's all over!
- Harry: HAHAHAHAHHAHHA
- Niall: HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
- Zayn: HAHAHAHAHAH
- Liam: I'm trying to crack two minutes...tryin' to get it down to 1:58...
We're all going to be such messed up parents.
Kid doesn’t like Harry Potter:
Eating is good. Fried chicken is life. Fuck the healthy foods.
YOUR is possession. YOU’RE is stating you are something.
Laziness is okay. Sun is bad for you anyway.
Music shall be your life. Rock out always!
And finally: Everything is funnier when it falls/explodes.
“There are about 7 people in the world that look like you.” OMFG SO THERE ARE 30 LOOK ALIKES OF ONE DIRECTION!?
